Did You Get That Memo?

The AP reports that 38,000 pages worth of documents that John Roberts wrote while associate counsel in the Reagan administration will be released today. I think this revelation raises some very important questions about this man, such as, "What kind of person generates 38,000 pages worth of 'documents'?" For the love of God, that's a lot of paper! Can we assume at least that it is double spaced and contains liberal use of cover pages? Was generating 'documents' John Roberts' full time job during the 80's? Did they set him up in his office with a desk and a computer and then drop a big box on the floor and be like, "Okay, John, why don't you go ahead and fill this puppy up with paper."

I predict this will be the point where the confirmation battle really heats up....

"John Roberts has cost this country $2736 in toner cartriges and counting. How much is too much? John Roberts: No friend of brevity"